Humans were bestowed with many earthly
delights — like fire, the wheel, andbacon.
Bacon is delicious and, despite popular belief, it is also
nutritious…for our souls. What would we be as a people without bacon? I’ll tell
you — hungry. Or hangry. The result of being both hungry and angry, because
without the existence of bacon we’d have a pit of intangible sorrows bubbling
deep within our beings, because although we can’t explain why, life just feels
void of true flavor. And goodness. And, let’s face it, true happiness.
Bacon is the BFF of eggs andpancakes, it belongs wrapped around any
fig, and whoever decided to start using bacon as a garnish on cupcakes is agenius. Sweetand porky? Oink,
oink, baby. Give me a piece of that!
Despite all of the aforementioned brilliant bacon combinations I
described, the bacon invention, or rather bacon-vention, shown in the video
below is simply astounding. I was salivating about a minute into this video. I
mean bacon, beef, cheese, and barbecue sauce? Hello, Heaven? You cannot have
your main dish back. Not now. Not when us mere mortals have finally discovered
Watch the video below and try this simple, delicious recipe,
which is sure to be the piggy emperor of any potluck.
PleaseSHAREit with everyone you know, because
hey, if you do, maybe everyone will bring it to your next party — and who
doesn’t want endless amounts of this scrumptious treat?