New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating!
Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech.
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the p*nis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone.
If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any s$xual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.
said Stephen Triton, developer.
The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple in November and will be compatible across all devices.