1. Liz:Unapologetically basic. Will Instagram
her Starbucks drink anddoes
not give a fuck. Flips her hair a lot.
too much eyeliner in middle school. Shopped at Hot Topic.
3. Natalie:Great hair, bad influence.
hot and blonde. Would winThe
Lindsey: When she bumps into you after not seeing you since middle
school, she honestly answers you when you ask “How are you?” It’s never just
“I’m good, how are you?” it’s always like “My boyfriend just broke out of
chill. Boys love her. You want to hate her, but you can’t.
thinks the Blair Waldorf headband thing is cool.
while looking at herself in the mirror right now.
along really well with your parents. Puts “knee sock aficionado” in her social
single because boys are scared of her.
she was going to get recruited for playing a bougie sport (lacrosse, rowing,
field hockey), but she wasn’t.
probably name all the capitals in the United States if you asked her to.
a lot about her feelings on the internet.
like she doesn’t have her shit together, definitely has her shit together.
in high school.
went through an awkward phase and you don’t trust her because of it.
parents try really, really hard to be cool parents.
worst temper of all time. Has (and will) throw beer bottles if nobody is
listening to her.
24. Monica:Type-A to a horrifying degree.
really comfortable getting naked in front of her roommates.
braces for what felt like 20 years.
hanging out with boys and says she “doesn’t get girls.”
how to work her mugshots.
wanting to fight someone.
wants everyone to know she has a great personality.
her high school sweetheart.
naturally loud voice.
says she’s busy “writing music.”
to start a comedy podcast, is not funny.
her furs, is PETA’s worst nightmare.
respectable, really normal. Will become the kindergarten teacher all dads fall
in love with.
unstable. Will take her shirt off at parties.
never let you forget she went to an Ivy League.
hot enough to be as much of a bitch as she is.
her sixteenth birthday to be the most important event of her existence.
read receipts on, still claims she never got your text.
your boyfriend, doesn’t care.
going clubbing when she was 14 and you’re scared shitless of her because of it.
up refusing to wear a dress because she was such a dedicated tomboy. Still
likes Avril Lavigne.
ever wants to leave her alone with their boyfriends.
the dance team in high school, hasn’t stopped talking about it. Will spit on
you if you call her “Vicky.”
51. Amy:100% going to get catfished.
that giant, professional Nikon camera and takes the shittiest photos with it.
talks about how empowering pole dancing is for women.
prettiest girl in 7th grade. You’ve never trusted her.
forgot she’s in your group text because she never responds.
Pixie Dream Girl.
go out of her way to make sure you’re feeling alright at parties.
key wants that Pinterest wedding.
a pipe on her senior spring break trip to Atlantis and says she’s now a
pothead. Smoked once, hated it.
the tall girl.
her hair blonde in college and then got hot.
is always going wrong for her.
to bring down the patriarchy by bringing it up on every first date.
one nice girl in the mean girl friend group.
dating the wrong guy.
she loves to party, leaves the party before midnight.
throws up in the bathtub at parties.
out her wooooords when she speeeeeeaks. Also talks like she’s always asking
dad got her that internship.
one of the guys~*~. Drinks like she is sponsored by Bud Light.
her poetry books out around her apartment, hoping someone will read them and
then try to discuss it with her, only for Alyssa to feign shock and
embarrassment that her poetry has been discovered. It’s never happened. Her
poetry isn’t great.
nail art Instagram.
that her mom has got it goin’ on.
Went to Burning Man. Doesn’t have that “h” at the end of her name to hold her down.
paid for anything in her entire life. Not even her boobs.
that thing where she screenshots her hot Snapchats and then posts them on
the girl who, when you’re talking about her to someone else, you feel the need
to be like, “Yeah, Katie, you know, Jenny’s friend? Blonde hair?” because
nobody really remembers who she is.
you how to sext. Out of your league.
can find her at the grossest, dingiest dive bars in the area. Always befriends