How You Will Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign
These are some macabre predictions.
Part of life’s deal is that at some point, it ends. Hopefully that time comes when you’ve had a long and happy life. We all die, and your zodiac sign has some predictions about what will lead to your inevitable death.
Since there’s no prediction that you’ll die peacefully in your sleep or from terminal illness, these are purely for entertainment purposes. I wouldn’t sell everything you own and fly to Italy right now, unless it’s something you’ve always wanted to do (then you absolutely should). You need to have experiences to remember during your final days.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Death by being buried in avalanche snow on Mount Everest.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Death by handcuffing yourself to a tree in the forest, and swallowing the key.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Death by losing a ninja battle and getting cut in half.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Death by getting stuck in your ex-lover’s chimney.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Death by taking a selfie with a rattlesnake.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Death by shock when trapped in a swingers retreat.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Death by indecisiveness at the frozen yogurt store.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Death by too much sex.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Death by cheese-rolling. (They told you it was dangerous.)
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Death by getting left behind on Jupiter.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Death by too much partying at Burning Man.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Death by sushi, AKA death by pufferfish.