He Writes Letter To Wife Demanding Divorce, Her Response Has Him In Shambles
It
takes a special person to admit when they’re wrong. It’s never easy, but
sometimes you have to suck it up and let someone else know that they were
right.
When
this man decided he was unhappy in his marriage, he wrote a letter to his wife
demanding a divorce. While at first it appeared as if he had a good point,
his wife’s response put everything into perspective…
Dear
wife,
I’m
writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a
good man to you for seven years, but I have nothing to show for it. These last
two weeks have been hell. And then your boss called to tell me that you quit
your job today… ugh, that was the last straw!
Last
week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, I had cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate
quickly in just two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps.
You
don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex. Whatever the reason,
later for you… I’m gone!
Your
EX-husband,
P.S.
Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life!
~
Dear
ex-husband,
Nothing
has made my day more than receiving your letter. In the hellish seven years
that we have been married, a good man is a far cry form what you’ve been. I
watch soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining. Too bad that it
doesn’t work.
I
DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to
mind was “You look like a girl!” Since my mother raised me not to say anything
if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And
when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them,
and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me
that morning.
After
all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when
I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone and all I found was your lousy
letter.
Everything
happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime
from me. So, take care.
Signed,
Your
EX-wife, rich as hell and free!
That
will teach him to ever think that he’s got a one up on someone, when he’s so
clearly in the wrong.
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